Somebody Come Save This Sunshine

My head is filled with things to say...

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

SHOTS FIRED.

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hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

I’m 18. That and “what’s going on?” have always stumped me.

why is it that whenever I answer i get a bemused laugh? am i not supposed to say anything? TELL ME

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fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

Omg I have one of these and although it was kinda expensive it was totally worth it. It is a little thick though so it can get uncomfortable for people with small hands (like me). And you should buy it a size bigger than your other rings. But for real it’s really nice. Keeps me from picking at my fingers.

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

Omg I have one of these and although it was kinda expensive it was totally worth it. It is a little thick though so it can get uncomfortable for people with small hands (like me). And you should buy it a size bigger than your other rings. But for real it’s really nice. Keeps me from picking at my fingers.

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skeletales:

Why We Rescue is a touching, year-long photo series shot by Theron Humphrey and put on by Purina One that traverses across all 50 states to highlight the happy, everyday stories of adopted shelter animals. Many people associate shelter pets with poor health and behavioral problems, so the project aims to change the way people think, instead opening their eyes to the way shelter animals can be loving, devoted companions.

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